Thursday, March 29, 2018

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Apple

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"We can make a ton of money if customers were our product. We have elected not to do that."  (We sell hardware products that are far more lucrative than personal data... as long as people trust us.)

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

A. Spokesman

Facebook

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"Mark, Sheryl, and their teams are working around the clock to get all the facts and take the appropriate action moving forward."  (Mark, Sheryl, and their teams are overwhelmed with an ongoing deluge of new facts that prevent them from moving forward.  You'll hear from them when they think they've got their hands around the issue.)

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

A. Spokesman

Equifax

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“We take corporate governance and compliance very seriously, and will not tolerate violations of our policies.”  (We take our continued existence very seriously, and hope the forthcoming public hanging will lighten the heat.)