Monday, October 31, 2016

A. Spokesman

Valeant

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“Valeant takes these matters seriously and intends to uphold the highest standards of ethical conduct.”  (Valeant takes these matters seriously and intends to uphold the old management as human sacrifices to the Feds.)

Thursday, October 27, 2016

A. Spokesman

Twitter

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"Our strategy is directly driving growth in audience and engagement."  (Our strategy was to sell the company.  Now our strategy is to get lean enought to be profitable.)

Thursday, October 6, 2016

A. Spokesman

Theranos

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"After many months spent assessing our strengths and addressing our weaknesses, we have moved to structure our company around the model best aligned with our core values and mission."  (After many months of watching our story revealed as a fairytale, we retreated to a model that will not change the world, but might save the company.)